STORY KUHUSU MIKE TYSON KUJIBADIRISHA JINSIA IPO HAPA.

Former undisputed heavyweight
boxing champion of the world
Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling
fine’ after undergoing successful
gender reassignment surgery at a
clinic near Beverley Hills. Once
known as ‘The Baddest Man on
the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born
boxer told reporters that having
his first menstrual cycle ‘would
be a dream come true’, and that
from now on he would be known
as Michelle.
‘Some people might think it
strange that I’m now a woman,’
said former rapist Tyson, who
underwent complete facial
feminization, orbital bone
contouring and nasal surgery in
an operation lasting over 16
hours. ‘But even at the height of
my career, when pound for
pound I was regarded as the best
fighter in the world, I never lost
touch with my feminine side and
knew that one day I would grow
breasts and have a vagina.’
Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he
now likes to be called – was given
the all-clear for gender
reassignment surgery following a
successful course in hormone
replacement therapy which, in his
autobiography, the boxer blamed
for his 1996 defeat at the hands
of Evander Holyfield. Although at
the time Tyson insisted he was fit
enough to carry on with the fight,
referee Mitch Halpern stopped
the bout in the 11th round saying
Tyson looked flushed, was
sweating profusely and appeared
to be lactating heavily from his
left breast.
Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and
looking relaxed in blue jeans and
a Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today
said he hoped having a clitoris
would finally convince the
American people that his ‘bad-
boy’ days were over and he had
turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even
keeping my surgically removed
penis in a jar by my bedside to
remind me what those sick
perverts did to us pretty boys in
prison.’
Although boxing commentators
were initially stunned by Tyson’s
revelation, many have admitted
the signs were there. ‘In
hindsight, he had shown a
fondness for dressing up in
gloves, long leather boots and silk
gowns, and he always had a really
close interest in earrings.’
GetMore.com By George Mophaty